Jordar jokes

Oye Sardarji...Apni pregnant biwiko  hospitalki jagah pizza hut kyu le jaa rahe  ho?

:  Abey saale..Pizza hut  me "Delivery Free" hai...

JOKE OF THE DAY

♦Muslim ladki exam mein Hindu ladke se : "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka : "Ek to paper confusing hai aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai ...
.. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol "
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♦ROCKING GENERATION
"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe  Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
☺☺
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♦Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.

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♦Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra?
Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

❌❌-Laughter time-❌!❌
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♦  -Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓
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♦Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega
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♦Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
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Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long  do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !!
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♦ Techer pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa ,
uska baap ,
uski behan aur
uska bhai ..

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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable...